sneezing noises

 AAAchoO!

i cannot stop sneezing and hacking and crying. I have the flu 💃  💃  💃  

                                                                                                  (no it is not fun).

     every time i go to sneeze, i don't have time to find a tissue. so i sneeze into my inner elbow

                            !so many people say just elbow, but your elbow is on the outside, right?!

dear google: what do i call my inner elbow? the weenus?

        *hehe*

dear google: what's the origin of weenus?

i have sneezed on myself over five times today. had to change shirts because i was so snotty. i feel so yuckt.